March 2012
comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
apollosglare:
Since caste systems weren’t really a thing in peaceful Alternia, what if Condesce and Sufferer were just teased because they had really rare blood types (both Candy Red and Tyrian Purple are stated to be one of a kind) and Sufferer was able to deal but Condesce got pissed off and decided “fuck this I’m taking over every fucking thing” ?
Me in class today
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
shit
I am tired as fuck
why would I even stay up this late
why
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When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
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haha-time:
1knotes-humor-blog
itsdamnfunny
A restaurant has servers that work.
BORED? Y U NO LAUGH?!!
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you know who would have made a great American...
scarvesandskulls:
iheartrogues:
fwips:
Hey Sherlock, get over here, man.
I found some
Fresh Prints.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock
I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock
New troll appears.
coneyinacap:
larxenesomebody:
fine-wine-and-black-lipstick:
Everyone’s reaction: FJWPOFJWKOPFKWP NEW TROOOOOOOOOOOLL SHIP THIS SHIP THAT SHIP ALL THE THINGS.
My reaction:
WHY ARE THEY ALL DEAD?!
^^^I never made that observation. This is way more disturbing.
I’m p sure they’re all the dead trolls from the alpha-troll session.
I just wanna know if UU’s involved in the pre-trollscratch...
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